Tips for Large Tool enjoyment

any women find very large Tool intimidating and scary. Some may even avoid intercourse for fear of being hurt. What can you do?

Consider these tips:

• Be open with your partner. Ask your partner for feedback, every step of the way. Reassure your partner that you won't do anything they don't feel comfortable with.

· Foreplay: Spend enough time during foreplay to prepare your partner for penetration and to allow her to relax adequately.

· Lubrication: Use ample amounts of lubricant to ease penetration and to reduce friction.

· Select the right position: Women often feel they have greater control in the woman on top position. In this position she can guide the depth of penetration better. Side by side positions also allow for less forceful and more shallow penetration.

MAKE FUN OF BOYS PRIVATE PARTS

1. When a boy's disgusting private goes inside of a girl's shameful unmentionable, there is a serious risk of it breaking off and causing excruciating pain while it travels throughout your body like a giant trichinosis worm.

2. Up until the moment in your wedding when he says "I do," a boy's privates sport a treacherous spine of jagged scales, which may or may not secrete acid and weapons-grade anthrax – for which, apparently, only Ann Coulter has developed the antibodies.

3. God designed a boy's privates as part sword, part battering-ram, to joyously stab and hammer you with on the magical night you begin your life-long tethering to the man who'll liberate you from the drudgery of ever having to make your own decisions – except when to have a headache or give an "I don't like this" bite.